| 10 |
Your opening line is, "So
what's your home page address?" |
| 9 |
Your best friend is someone
you've never met. |
| 8 |
You see a beautiful sunset, and
you half expect to see "Enhanced for
Netscape 1.1" on one of the clouds. |
| 7 |
You are overcome with disbelief,
anger and finally depressed when you
encounter a Web page with no links. |
| 6 |
You feel driven to consult the
"Cool Page of the Day" on your
wedding day. |
| 5 |
You are driving on a dark and
rainy night when you hydroplane on a
puddle, sending your car careening toward
the flimsy guard rail that separates you
from the precipice of a rocky cliff and
certain death. You look for the
"Back" button. |
| 4 |
You visit "The Really Big
Button that Doesn't Do Anything"
again and again and again. |
| 3 |
Your dog has his own Web page
|
| 2 |
So has your hamster. |
