| 1 |
Why do you need a
driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive? |
| 2 |
Why are there
interstate highways in Hawaii? |
| 3 |
Why are there
flotation devices under plane seats instead of
parachutes? |
| 4 |
Why are
cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there? |
| 5 |
Do you need a
silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? |
| 6 |
How does the guy
who drives the snowplow get to work in the
mornings? |
| 7 |
If 7-11 is open
24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there
locks on the doors? |
| 8 |
If nothing ever
sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick
to the pan? |
| 9 |
If you tied
buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped
it from a height, what would happen? |
| 10 |
If you're in a
vehicle going the speed of light, what happens
when you turn on the headlights? |
| 11 |
Why do they put
Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? |
| 12 |
Why do we drive
on parkways and park on driveways? |
| 13 |
Why is it that
when you transport something by car, it's called
a shipment, but when you transport something by
ship, it's called cargo? |
| 14 |
You know that
little indestructible black box that is used on
planes, why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance? |
| 15 |
Why is it that
when you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio? |
