I Am Back Funseekers

Greetings Crazy People:

Dit you miss me? Of course you dit! Vell ze good news iss, zat I am back! Za bad news iss, zat I am damaged. But zat should not concern you, because even ven I am not all there, I am tvice as goot az any ozar shrink! Vat else? I haff lots of carrots unt a good schtick, zo I am ready to go to vork looking after your brains mitt my usual exciting unt dramatic expertise! Vat ever iss your problem, ve can vork it out, or stomp it out or hit it out. Toil unt flexibility unt speed are vat set me apart from other Brain doctors.

Practising in Berne vas a goot experience for me. I like Sviss trains unt chocolate. Besides zey know me too vell in Lausanne, vere I vas born, unt zey vouldn’t bring me any problems. Problems iss mein business funseekers, zo I vent to Berne. People started to call my patients Berne Victims. Za Sviss have zuch a good sense of humour. But certain events made me close up mein clinic, eat all mein carrots und leave. Za best news for all you lunatic fans iss zat I haff decided to return to Canada vere brain problems are minor neuroses about walk-in closets unt fears of shopping bags vith stripes. In Eastern Europe dey need industrial strength psychiatry unt I haff only the vwet strength of ze Kleenex tissue. Zo I haff returned to za easy money of hearing your petty problems unt both of uss pretending zat zis iss serious stuff. Next time ve vill discuss mein problems, unt you vill see how vimpy your problems are. Zo remember if you are becoming insane, you should be coming to me.

Dr. Dag Halfredt