I should give you mein excuse for mein absense. It is only polite. I just got treated for an overdose of Vitamin A. So I am just a bit damaged myself , having experienced an episode of radical displacement unt perceptual distortion. In a time of great stress, vile treating a genocidal Army Major of an unmentionable country, I discovered myself in my own vaiting room! Immediately recognizing za symptoms of mein own illness, I decided to treat myself, unt booked some time for a few visits. I vas such an interesting case! Ve got along splendidly at first unt eventually took a holiday togezzer. Ve thought we should go to Vienna unt smoke cigars. Ve eventually got into a bick fight ven my delusion mentioned, zat I vas a figment of his imagination! I pointed out zat he vas in mein vaiting room unt not ze ozzer vay around! He told me he vas only being polite because I had gone into his office unt he could only vait for me to finish vis his patient before confronting me. Finally we split in frustration and anger, unt I came back to Canada.

"Zat settles zat." I thought. But apparently he has re-opened za Berne Clinic and is practising zere. He is going to have to buy all his own carrots hoever, because I ate all of them. In fact I ate too many carrots und went for treatment of carrot overdose disorder.

I have ziss nagging doubt now zat he may be right about me. All zis is a bit disappointing. But vat the heck, it is best to keep busy. You vill be glad to know zat, aside from some future income tax problems, I am about as sane as I ever vas. Zo if you tink vhat you have is becoming a problem, then be coming to me.

Dr. Dag Halfredt